Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
Wednesday, May 13th, 2009
Dear Friends: My team of agitators have been hard at work this week, preparing for our next Tea Party. Fifteen California cities will be hosting No-on-1A Tea Parties, in an attempt to inform voters of the deceptive ballot measures on the May 19th special election ballots. I ...
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Monday, April 13th, 2009
What Do You Do With a Drunken Pirate?
Yes, I believe we do have a new stanza!
What do you do with a drunken pirate
What do you do with a drunken pirate
What do you do with a drunken pirate
Earl-eye in the mornin’
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a ...
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Friday, April 3rd, 2009
Free Americans!
Ford did NOT take any bailout money. Buy Ford!
Government should be as large as it needs to be to carry it out its Constitutionally mandated duties. But no larger.
A free society is one in which everyone controls almost every aspect of their individual lives.
The government can never ...
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Tuesday, March 31st, 2009
Twitter is a web site and service that lets users send short text messages (140 characters or less) from their cell phones to a group of friends or colleagues. It was launched in 2006.
As such, it’s the perfect distribution medium for short, punchy, pro-America, pro-freedom messages. I began composing ...
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Thursday, March 19th, 2009
Obama’s TelePrompter has been charged with actively sabotaging the Messiah’s messages to His people and affairs of state. Obama is not happy. It caused him to say some outrageously silly things, including thanking himself for the St. Patrick’s White House party after the TelePrompter disrupted the speech of ...
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Sunday, March 8th, 2009
And now for something lighter for Sunday. Here are some old chestnuts I gathered during the Cold War. These are examples of jokes that Russians and Chinese told on themselves and their leaders back then. Will Americans be telling similar jokes about Obama, Reid and Pelosi in ...
Posted in Dictatorships, Jokes, Russia | 2 Comments »
Thursday, February 26th, 2009
"Who will help me plant my wheat?" said the little red hen.
"Not I," said the cow.
"Not I," said the duck.
"Not I," said the pig.
"Not I," said the goose.
"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen, and so she did. She planted her crop, and the wheat ...
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Wednesday, February 25th, 2009
Got this from a friend in email. I thought it to be pretty spot on. Hope you enoy it and thanks to B for sending it.====================STIMULUS BILL This is so easy to understand now!!!Shortly after class, an economics student approaches his economics professor and says, "I don't understand this stimulus ...
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Tuesday, February 17th, 2009
From a Mac user forum:
* Democracy: two wolves and a sheep voting on what's for lunch
* Liberty: a well armed sheep expressing his rights.
* Anarchy: a planet full of well-armed sheep who all claim to be expressing their 'rights'.
Humorous, but to the point. Majority rule, without safeguards for minority rights, ...
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Monday, February 9th, 2009
Also know as "The American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009"Translated "Democrats Recovering Money from Americans to Reinvest someday in collectivist boondoggles".
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