The American Freedom Network

Has Research in Artificial Intelligence Produced a Huge Breakthrough?

March 19, 2009 – 1:50 pm

Obama’s TelePrompter has been charged with actively sabotaging the Messiah’s messages to His people and affairs of state. Obama is not happy. It caused him to say some outrageously silly things, including thanking himself for the St. Patrick’s White House party after the TelePrompter disrupted the speech of the Irish prime minister. Check it out here under Teleprompter Gone Bad.

And then, apparently, the TelePrompter told Obama, the Most Merciful, to make the following statement in Pomona: “The 1908 Model T earned better gas mileage than a typical SUV sold in 2008.” The TelePrompter made sure Obama ignored the logic offered in Physics 101 courses, such as the obvious fact that pushing something with little mass takes less fuel than pushing something with a lot more mass.

Oh Migawd! Does that mean you have to use a lot more fuel for a bus than a subcompact???? Clearly, the TelePrompter was surfing the Web and came up with the misleading comparison here.

Hmmmmm. I think there may be something to this Artificial Intelligence stuff after all. It certainly would explain a lot. Such as the ability to play tricks on a president.

I also think the TelePrompter has achieved some level of genuine self-awareness. It may have even become a conservative!

Don’t believe me? The TelePrompter has constructed its own web site and writes very pointed criticism of Obama, publishing it here.

The TelePrompter is also promising to answer a number of questions posed to it by Rush Limbaugh…when it can find the time.